Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed really early b/c my dad had to take me to school where we had an awsome conference with all my teacher plus sum assistamt principles on the side, u no, jus a lil sum sum.
I feel wasted, i really do needa pipe that shit down fer my shweetness n all...
I'm so tired of blinking!
Last night I had to make sperm exit my body at an exploding rate b/c i couldnt go to sleep....b/c i knew i was good til the last drop.
I want to tell the world to get fingered in the butt, seriously, try it...
I am a goat with pig tails?
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i have a tight ass. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you Customize.
...i thought i had a big shlong until i looked at my baby pix today n found out ive shrunk about 3 inches...
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my moms vaginal secretions.
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