Carla confirms the rumour that she is in fact always correct.

Feb 26, 2006 22:16

People may not realise this but i am infact often paranoid, especially over the most random things. And it was this paranoia that feulled my 'the cleaning lady is stealing my money' conspiracy theory after fifty odd dollars was taken form my wallet on the day of cleaning. Having been ignored by my mother (Carla you have way too much time on your hands, you much have spent it on clothes or something), i started to set up traps, once I left a twenty dollar note in my room on the day of her cleaning and SUPRISE it was gone.

SO, I get a call from my grandmother the other day (who uses the same cleaner) "Carla this is awkward but have you ever had any money stolen?"...soon i found that the same lady had stolen two fifty dollar notes from my Omas house. I call my cousin to ask her what's going on and she tells me also that she's recently had money taken from her coin jar and around the house on cleaning days.

SO it was with this that i completely took down the womans web of crime from the inside, yes we have comfirmed over six cases of her clients having money 'removed' discreetly, and it was all thanks to my often discerning paranoia and distrust in mankind.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the world's not out to get you.

Uniiii versity tomorow YAY, Off to behavioral sciences I go!.
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