This is how my brother and I entertain outselves at work...
Ticky: "I kissed a homeless girl and I liked it."
Me: I'm bringing homely back.
Ticky: What goes around, comes around (I hope it's my shopping cart from last week)
Me: Cry me a river (you cheating whore).
Ticky: Everything I Do, I Do It For You (You fucking cunt).
Me: All for love (or cheap sex).
Ticky: When You Love A Woman (Or, at least, fuck one)
Me: Ooops...I did it again (shit my pants that is).
Ticky: Where The Streets Have No Name (except for Beaver Dick Lane)
Me: Faithfully (unless I'm really drunk and/or she's really HOT!)
Ticky: It's A Beautiful Day (and then you open your mouth(
Ticky: Open Arms (but legs will work too)
Me: Wheel in the sky (goes round and round, round and round....the door in the sky goes swish swish swish...)
Ticky: In The Name Of Love (or drunken one night stands, whichever comes first)
Me: Because of you (I'm a fridgid bitch who wont open her legs for a diamond tiara let alone man with a smile...)
Ticky: Pour Some Sugar On Me (I've had enough of the hydrochloric acid).
Me: Union Square (where we had drunk sex that one night after puking in the parking lot of that club)
Ticky: Love Bites (and so do you, cunt)
Me: Rock You Body (with a bat you coniving BITCH!)
Ticky: Can't Get No Satisfaction (especially with you around, whore)
Me: Revolution (in my pants)
Ticky: Smokin' (pole) In The Boys Room.
Me: Since you been gone (life has been friggin ROCKIN!)
Ticky: I'll Be There For You (except when you actually need me)
Me: Things you make me do (are illegal in most states....)
Ticky: Stop Draggin' My Heart Around (and I'd like my balls back from your purse while you're at it)
Me: More than a woman (mostly man)
Me: I'm bringing homely back.
Ticky: What goes around, comes around (I hope it's my shopping cart from last week)
Me: Cry me a river (you cheating whore).
Ticky: Everything I Do, I Do It For You (You fucking cunt).
Me: All for love (or cheap sex).
Ticky: When You Love A Woman (Or, at least, fuck one)
Me: Ooops...I did it again (shit my pants that is).
Ticky: Where The Streets Have No Name (except for Beaver Dick Lane)
Me: Faithfully (unless I'm really drunk and/or she's really HOT!)
Ticky: It's A Beautiful Day (and then you open your mouth(
Ticky: Open Arms (but legs will work too)
Me: Wheel in the sky (goes round and round, round and round....the door in the sky goes swish swish swish...)
Ticky: In The Name Of Love (or drunken one night stands, whichever comes first)
Me: Because of you (I'm a fridgid bitch who wont open her legs for a diamond tiara let alone man with a smile...)
Ticky: Pour Some Sugar On Me (I've had enough of the hydrochloric acid).
Me: Union Square (where we had drunk sex that one night after puking in the parking lot of that club)
Ticky: Love Bites (and so do you, cunt)
Me: Rock You Body (with a bat you coniving BITCH!)
Ticky: Can't Get No Satisfaction (especially with you around, whore)
Me: Revolution (in my pants)
Ticky: Smokin' (pole) In The Boys Room.
Me: Since you been gone (life has been friggin ROCKIN!)
Ticky: I'll Be There For You (except when you actually need me)
Me: Things you make me do (are illegal in most states....)
Ticky: Stop Draggin' My Heart Around (and I'd like my balls back from your purse while you're at it)
Me: More than a woman (mostly man)