Jul 07, 2007 22:36
I have a new entry into the Stupidest Questions Ever Asked category. A customer called up today and wanted to know if the delivery driver had left with their order yet and I said no. They then asked if we carried Pepsi, I said yes in two liter bottles, and in 20 ounce bottles. The customer then asked me which was smaller. I was left kind of dumb founded as I wanted to make sure the person got the correct Pepsi they wanted and explained that a 2 liter bottle was two liters and a 20 ounce bottle was less than one liter. I never would have thought I would have to explain which size was bigger.
I am really sick of my white trash neighbors, on my garage door there is a large sign that says No Parking yet twice in the last two weeks I have pulled up, and there has been cars parked either in my driveway, (right in front of the No Parking sign,) or parked across my driveway. To help them get the hint I have hit the garage door button causing the garage door to raise. Both times the people have just sat there, finally looking at me and saying in a very rude tone, "What do you want." To which I have to reply, "To pull into my garage." There is a sign on the freaking door, it is just like the signs you see on the street. If suddenly a garage door opened up in front of me or to the side of where I was parked I would probably wonder why it has gone up, maybe since I am blocking the garage I should move my bloody vehicle. One would think that this is not too tough figure out, but apparently I am asking too much. If it happens again, I will probably tell the landlord and see what happens. When I get home from work all I want to do is take a shower, maybe watch a little television and then go to bed, I do not think it is too much to ask to not have to play twenty questions to get my car parked.
Rob and his boys left all their dishes piled up in the sink when they left this afternoon, so while I have this get out of doing dishes for July, I do not really know how well that plan is going to work. I guess I will give Rob until Monday to at least make a dent in the dishes before I end up doing them myself.
Later all.
-Mark
work,
stupid people