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voicemeru.periphrasingNovember 15 2010, 03:34:15 UTC
Hey, is this Julius? The one 'Ace' was talking about? The man who never leaves his house unless he absolutely has to and has a girlfriend who is not a girlfriend called 'Alice'? If it is, please call back! We need to talk, you know~ It's about the new living arrangements! And it's okay if you don't know about them -- that's because it's new, you know?
Oh, sorry about that! I could've sworn this was the right number -- maybe it was a xxx and not a xxy, hm. Ah, but I don't even have Ace's number, so I can't even call him back to ask!
I'll be sure to give him a call, then! But since I'm talking to you already, let's get to know each other, hm? What's your name? How old are you? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you a boy? Because I've met some pretty masculine girls in my time, and you can't be sure when it comes to something like that!
Orihara Mairu! But that doesn't really matter, unless you know Iza-nii. Do you know Iza-nii? You probably have seen him around, but he's the kind of person who's too annoying to talk to! Not unless you really want him to mess with you, of course, because he does a lot of messing around. No offense, but you sound like the kind of person he likes to mess around with the best. Well, not the best, since his favorite is Shizuo-san! And Shizuo-san is kind of unique in that regard.
Yes, he is! [Gleee] It's why he's Iza-nii and not Iza-nee-chan, you know? That, and my older sister slots are all full~ Kuru-nee is my only sister; and my only twin! You might see her around some time. She's way better than Iza-nii.
Not at all! Our faces are the same, but that's it! You know, her bust is so much bigger than mine -- and I'm so jealous! There has to be a way to make mine bigger. I mean, Yuuhei-san probably only likes girls with large racks. Oh, but what if he doesn't? I guess I should stay the way I am, in case he likes it this way better.
Haha, I bet you're just flattering me. You're flattering me, aren't you? Well it's too bad, because all my male slots are full! Now, if you were a girl, maybe I would have had second thoughts~
So call back soon, okay?
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Uhhh, I think you have the wrong number.
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Oh, well, I guess you must be new! But if you find his name in the contact list, everything's listed there. I'm sure he'd appreciate the call!
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[o_____________________o What?
...Right. Well. Uh.]
Uhh... Well, I'm Atsuro KIhara, and ahaha y-yeah, I'm a guy... Um, and you are? [HE'S BEING POLITE.]
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Do you know Shizuo-san?
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Well, uh, nice to meet you, Orihara-san! And no, I don't think I've met either of them... Is Iza-nii your brother?
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So you're twins, huh? Are you two really alike? [because that would be scary.]
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Ah, but I'm still jealous!
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Well, uh, I'm sure you're fine the way you are...!?
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Haha, I bet you're just flattering me. You're flattering me, aren't you? Well it's too bad, because all my male slots are full! Now, if you were a girl, maybe I would have had second thoughts~
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Uhhh that's...! Hahaha... Th-thank you... I guess?
[Is this an indication Atsubro should become Atsuko sometime soon.]
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