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453gof_flesh

cracky spam for Mr Donowtiz and the cannibal butcher/barber.

Sep 03, 2010 18:04

[Clapet was pleased to have a job to do, as he'd been bored. Very, very bored. Not that he was going to admit this to his warden, oh no. He'd much prefer to be butchering, and much prefer to be getting something back for his labour, but... this was filling the time ( Read more... )

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actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 17:21:14 UTC

[Donny thought there was something familiar to all of this makeshift barbershop thing, but then maybe he was just glad there was another guy wearing woolen trousers around.

He was cleaning off his sheers and razors, making sure to keep them real close by because he just didn't trust his inmate yet.]

Hey. The rug is not the fahkin' gahbidge can.

453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 17:27:36 UTC

[Clapet was still getting used to Donny's accent and had to give him a double take before getting what was going on there. He held his hands up innocently,]

It's not exactly the nicest rug in the world. Nobody'll notice. It'll give it some bounce.

actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 17:37:29 UTC

[Donny didn't even turn around.] Na-ah. Na-ah. That's not how we do. Clean up the stuff right; we leave this place how we found it.

453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 19:53:16 UTC

[Clapet took one look at the rug, then made a point of jumping on it to prove a point,] See, looks just like it used to.

actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 20:32:22 UTC

[Donny looked over his shoulder at the jumping Frenchman and rolled his eyes.] Pick. Up. The. Hair. And then clean off the chair. It looks like a fahkin' cat threw up on it.

453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 20:34:39 UTC

[Clapet couldn't be bothered to argue any more, so scooped up the hair from the floor,]

If your cat's vomit looked like that, I'd be concerned for the cat.

actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 20:37:00 UTC

[Donny put the sheers and the razor back into the pockets of his apron, peering down at the chair with a shrug.]

Like if a cat ate another cat and then threw that up.

453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 20:38:20 UTC

[Clapet looked down at the chair and set about trying to get the hair off, but it all just got stuck to his hand, which led to much cursing in French behind Donny's back,]

That poor, hungry, cat.

actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 20:41:03 UTC

[Donny'd heard those swears before, but didn't tell him to knock it off. Instead he went to go clean off his combs and brushes.] Use the broom.

453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 20:43:59 UTC

[Clapet got the broom,] I never thought hair'd be so damn sticky.

[He held up his free hand, which was covered in strands of hair] Look at that.

actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 20:48:17 UTC

[He humored him and glanced at the man's hand.

Damn. He had some huge hands.]

You must shave, guy. Hair'll do that.

453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 20:49:46 UTC

Shaving tends to involve some kind of soap or foam to stop it sticking to... [He wiped his hand down his apron,] And so unhygenic.

Dunno how you do this for a living.

actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 20:59:07 UTC

Eeeeeeh. I like it. It's a good racket - I mean business. [Donny laughed to himself and started dying off the combs on a nearby towel.]

But like you can fahkin' talk about unhygienic.

453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 21:12:03 UTC

[Clapet gave him a skeptical look,] I'm clean enough when I do my work. Just so happens that it makes a mess of me.

actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 21:35:01 UTC

So what. You clean up. No big deal.

[The dried combs went into their case before Donny leaned against a nearby table.] Anyway, this is a back-up career. I did something else for a while.

453gof_flesh September 3 2010, 21:36:29 UTC

[Clapet raised an eyebrow,] You mean, being a soldier?

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