The RPattz Project.......yes I am branching out.....
Just dropping some shameless self pimpage for The RPattz Project....a side project that cynsav has got me involved in......bless her!!
So if you are into Mr Pattinson, want to have some fun, then read on.....oh and there is a clickable banner at the end of the post if you feel inclined to pimp us out further :)
kthanx
The RPattz Project IS NOT the place for you if...
You’ve come here to support Edward Cullen. This is a Robert Pattinson fansite. See how those two names are different?
You have an urge to defend Rob against snark. RPP is wank-free, and the carrying on of self-righteous fangirls will be sneered at ( ), then dealt with.
You want to make an annual tradition of "gifting" Rob with your crappy craft projects.
You plan to up stakes and relocate your ENTIRE life to Rob's hometown.
You think Rob’s fart in a jar is something you would covet and cherish.
RPP IS the place for you if…
You take your squee with a grain of salt and have no psychosis whatsoever that you will ever bear Rob’s children and live the white picket-fence dream with him one day.
You respect your site-mates and want to participate in a group mack-fest. Lube and nipple-clamps may be involved.
Your crotch says “fangirl” but your fingers say “bring the funny”. Your own private blogs are intended for obsessive fangirling. It's kinda creepy in public. We DO have a very high squee-threshold, though. Just saying.
Four-letter words are not an issue for you.
You regularly avoid douchebaggery, fuckery and all around asshattery, to the best of your ability. We hold this in high regard. Trufax.
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So if you are into Mr Pattinson, want to have some fun, then read on.....oh and there is a clickable banner at the end of the post if you feel inclined to pimp us out further :)
kthanx
The RPattz Project IS NOT the place for you if...
You’ve come here to support Edward Cullen. This is a Robert Pattinson fansite. See how those two names are different?
You have an urge to defend Rob against snark. RPP is wank-free, and the carrying on of self-righteous fangirls will be sneered at ( ), then dealt with.
You want to make an annual tradition of "gifting" Rob with your crappy craft projects.
You plan to up stakes and relocate your ENTIRE life to Rob's hometown.
You think Rob’s fart in a jar is something you would covet and cherish.
RPP IS the place for you if…
You take your squee with a grain of salt and have no psychosis whatsoever that you will ever bear Rob’s children and live the white picket-fence dream with him one day.
You respect your site-mates and want to participate in a group mack-fest. Lube and nipple-clamps may be involved.
Your crotch says “fangirl” but your fingers say “bring the funny”. Your own private blogs are intended for obsessive fangirling. It's kinda creepy in public. We DO have a very high squee-threshold, though. Just saying.
Four-letter words are not an issue for you.
You regularly avoid douchebaggery, fuckery and all around asshattery, to the best of your ability. We hold this in high regard. Trufax.
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