Feb 09, 2011 19:27
So.
There's something living in my ceiling.
It shuffles around. And chews. And scratches.
Let me describe a scene to you: You wake up at 4am by a sound you've never heard before. It's loud, echoing through a quiet house. It seems to move around you, scuttling, claws scratching against wood and plaster, fur shifting against objects, teeth gnashing and chewing on unseen prey.
At first, you think it's in your head.
But it's not.
You know this because your cat is freaking out, which makes you freak out.
You know cats are sensitive to the supernatural. So you go through the list. It could be a gremlin, poltergeist, imp, curse induced bugs... the list goes on.
Or a demonically possessed rat.
Or it could be just a rat.
But still. I need Sam and Dean! *wails*
real life b.s.