3 days. oh my god.

[43burnt]

why do all of the girls in my dorm from massachusetts and connetticut and maine love playing the song 'redneck woman' by gretchen wilson. you are not a redneck woman. you are a high class broad. you do not say hey ya'll or yeehaw. you may leave your christmas lights on all year long, but that's because they look pretty in your dorm room and

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[ohsohumpy]

um. andrea sounds PROUD of these things. it kind of scares me.
but your post made me lol. you should come to porn.

[like_a_lobster]

DUDE EFF YOU I AM TOTALLY PROUDx0r. Except for my dad being a crazy Republican.

Mostly of the pickup truck thing. I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE MY OWN!

[luktar]

you and i must be related, i swear. ask steph. my family is one big sack o rednecks.

ps: i kinda like gretchen wilson, but her fucking eyebrows make me want t smack a bitch

[43burnt]

its true. hillairys family is preeeeeeeeetty redneck.

[luktar]

do i need to list the reasons why, just to back up my claim?

[43burnt]

yes you do.

[luktar]

here's a few to tide you over:

my family owns peach orchards.
my grandfather lives in a log cabin and grows his own growable food and kills all his own meat.
my uncle's name is officially william herschel thomas, jr., but everyone calls him skip.
my family is from georgia/south carolina.
we say oil, on, y'all and many other misc. words funny.
we believe the confederate flag is history, dammit!
everyone in my family knows what the phrase "showing your ass" really means.
any type of boat is assumed to be a pontoon boat, unless specified.
i have helped construct many hunting stands up in trees.

i could go on, but i shan't.

[octoberscorpio]

no offense, but if you don't have anything to haul, you don't need a gas-guzzling pickup truck

[like_a_lobster]

Condescension! My favorite.

Actually, I do have a need for a pickup truck, hence my excitement. I'm going to be moving several times in the next 6-9 months.

In fact, many smaller trucks are more fuel-efficient than many cars. The Ford Ranger isn't so bad, I believe it's the most fuel-efficient truck.

But, I'm not some rich girl from...what is it, Hightstown, New Jersey? I can't afford a new car, so no matter what I purchase, it's not going to be fuel-efficient.

[stephhhhhh]

andrea. stop focusing on fighting with people and start focusing on spending more time with me. i leave in three days and i wont get to see you in a long long time. we need to cuddlex0r, STAT.
ps : new jersey is better than maine, jerkass.

[octoberscorpio]

Heh, Hightstown? Rich?... No. And I don't have any car, never mind a new one.

I said "no offense" because, surprise surprise, I meant no offense. I'm just tired of people only wanting trucks because they think they look cool. If you actually need one, more power to you.

[43burnt]

i want to, but im leaving saturday :(