i miss livejournal entries

Aug 25, 2007 04:01

hello again to my dear old friend, livejournal. i am lost without you. i miss writing. i've neglected you for months and feel completely lost. therefore, in order to find myself again and regain my identity, i have decided to start updating again. that way you won't miss out on hearing about my entire summer escapades and things that you probably wouldn't care about anyway... like...

random graduation parties and my reunion with wilfredo the monkey
youtube <3
dreams about anal sex pornos on youtube (thanks, kevin)
battling insomnia for about a month
(unofficial) easy access day, emo day, (official) easy access day, emo day #2, and emo day #2.5/nervous breakdown day
reillyville! <3
the mysterious condom that appeared in my wallet with my insurance card (thanks, jess) 
awesome random girls named constance who try to boost my sex life/ruin my relationships and are just... really awesome <3
getting sniffed for nonexistant weed by police dogs at sem
sitting in the children's section of barnes and noble and talking about extremely sexual things
sitting on top of the park and lock in wilkesbarre and making 3 guys play guitar for us 
the discovery that the contra bass clarinet is the coolest instrument ever
triangle cake! <3
"girls night in" with matt herman (who now has a facebook!) <3
killer dragqueens on dope! (best movie ever!) <3
underage boys from florida trying to get in my pants  
underage boys from florida wearing my pants and giving me theirs
seeing sarah's bra 3 times in 1 week 
chatting with james about asians and the book i'm writing called "asians are..." 
harrassing all the wrong numbers that call sarah's phone 
meeting bob reynolds awkwardly 
being the biggest stalker on the face of the earth (not to mention being really good at it)
getting lost in plains for an hour
walmart... always a good time <3 
cybersex
teleporters 
drunk guys singing church hymns in eddie's 
and finally... feeling like vomit because i go back to college tomorrow... VOMIT

... oh livejournal, you are my therapist and i will never abandon you again... (or at least until i find my personality again)
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