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I would like to take this opportunity to announce my engagement to Skye of Glen Innes, New South Wales, Australia. We are going to spite our respective governments, and have love, kisses, and wild sex.
Supposedly, hopefully, and so on. We of course have several thousand miles between us, even if we were to travel through the Earth's core, which I suppose is unlikely, though poetic. Also we haven't met yet. However we've got it all planned out. We'll be married in Thailand. (I'm dead serious.) Skye will wear henna on her hands and I will step on the glass. We will either dig up Edith Piaf and have her sing at the ceremony, or grab someone out of a Thai bar and get them to do the honors. Or get Sarah Brightman. "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" will also be read at the ceremony. Which will occur when we are both legal to marry, I suppose, and somewhat financially secure. But Skye, love, I wouldn't mind at all starving with you.
Yes, this elation means that the dear ol' Kimmy-thing is happy today.
Do congratulate me. Send donations in lieu of flowers. Oh, it's a joke. Send good wishes and good luck and happiness in lieu of everything.
We're absolute idiots but for this one day, this one year, this one lifetime, let's say that we can really honestly truly live happily ever after.
Oh yes, and Jordana wants to be a bridesmaid, and recommends we have it in Canada. Because it is actually legal there apparently, for those people who are legal themselves. Oh, those clever, clever Canadians.
Supposedly, hopefully, and so on. We of course have several thousand miles between us, even if we were to travel through the Earth's core, which I suppose is unlikely, though poetic. Also we haven't met yet. However we've got it all planned out. We'll be married in Thailand. (I'm dead serious.) Skye will wear henna on her hands and I will step on the glass. We will either dig up Edith Piaf and have her sing at the ceremony, or grab someone out of a Thai bar and get them to do the honors. Or get Sarah Brightman. "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" will also be read at the ceremony. Which will occur when we are both legal to marry, I suppose, and somewhat financially secure. But Skye, love, I wouldn't mind at all starving with you.
Yes, this elation means that the dear ol' Kimmy-thing is happy today.
Do congratulate me. Send donations in lieu of flowers. Oh, it's a joke. Send good wishes and good luck and happiness in lieu of everything.
We're absolute idiots but for this one day, this one year, this one lifetime, let's say that we can really honestly truly live happily ever after.
Oh yes, and Jordana wants to be a bridesmaid, and recommends we have it in Canada. Because it is actually legal there apparently, for those people who are legal themselves. Oh, those clever, clever Canadians.