Mama's got a new pair of shoes. Er. Flipflops

[42dirtygirl]

Marco Polo picked me up for lunch. We went to Target for randomness. I now smell good. Better than i did before entering the store. (its muggy and nasty outside... not like i didnt shower...). I am covered in soap. Dish soap. I smell like cucumbered flowers. However that concotion came to plan by the people at Palmolive. We were sniffing soaps as they had 2 for 3.29... I like the regular green but of course the smelly suped' up shit was only on sale. So I picked up a bottle we sniffed i went to put it back. It bounced off the shelf onto the ground. the LID broke and splattered soap ALL over my leg, on me and the floor. Oh and in my flipflop. I was covered. i had to walk around covered in soap as there were no workers around to help. I suds my way to shoes, chewed off a tag and stringy white 'keep em together' string and put my new shoes on.

I smell like soap.

We walked out nodding the approval... he said 'Well at least we know it smells good...'

The end.