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1. My uncle once: got arrested for purchasing illegal fireworks
2. Never in my life: have I gotten caught murdering somebody
3. When I was five: I got stung by bees almost everyday and they had special stuff just for me because they know it was going to happen, damn bees
4. High School was: the best time of my life…except for those times when I had to wake up at 6:20 five days a week, that was the sucky part of high school, good thing that only was four of the years!
5. Emo music: Well, I have to say, my life really sucks and nobody understands me, nobody ever will and nobody cares. My parents emotionally abused me when I was a child and now they don’t even know that I am still alive.
6. I once met: Jeff Halpern and Peter Bondra. I know, you’re jealous. I would be too.
7. There's this girl I know who: is totally DIY and ridiculously perverted, but straight-edge, freak.
8. Once, at a bar: in london ( I am a good girl, I only do it when it’s legal!) I ordered a smirnoff ice black thingy and hung out, then the .000000000000000000000000000000001% alcohol got to me and I started dancing on the table and collecting money in my bra.
9. By noon I'm usually: misanthropic
10. Last night: she said Oh baby I feel so down When you turn me off When I feel left out So I, I turned round Oh baby don't care no more I know this for sure I'm walking out that door
11. Next time I go to church: I wont. The end. Ever…actually it will probably be Christmas because my father feels like that is important and my mom wont let me out of it.
12. Terry Schiavo: was alive. Now she isn’t.
13. When I turn my head left i see: the vortex
14. When I turn my head right i see: the universe turned inside out
15. How many days until my birthday?: less than 365, more than 1
16. If I was a character written by Shakespeare: I would have to be a man
17. By this time next year: I might be dead, might not, who knows?
18. A better name for me would be: there is no better name
19. I have a hard time understanding: people who enjoy learning
20. If I ever go back to school I'll: well I am in school right now so this question only serves to make me bitter and angry at life
21. You know I like you if: I speak to you often
22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My lord and saviour, Brandon Boyd
23. Take my advice: don’t take my advice, bad things happen, it’s not a pretty picture I DON’T LIKE DOING IT
24. My ideal breakfast is: sleep on wheat
25. A song I love, but do not have is: that generally isn’t a problem for me…there are songs I like that I don’t have but not songs I love
26. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: weeping that they took away marie’s and sutton place, then visiting the place where the ebola monkeys used to be and looking at the High School where Alan Webb and Grant Hill used to be. Then you can look at the weird underground elementary school. You can also view how not tacky it is and how there is no graveyard.
27. Why can't anyone: give me a billion dollars? I mean seriously!
28. If you spend the night at my house: then you must be amazing because I don’t have a house
29. I'd stop my wedding if: it was somehow taking place in a church, provided that the church does not have revolving doors
30. The world could do without: j.k. rowling
31. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get some horrible disease caused by licking the belly of a cockroach
32. My favorite blonde is: Deana (or Brad Pitt)
33. Paper clips are more useful than: AIDS
34. If I do anything well, it's: whining
35. And by the way: I tried to say I’d be there, waiting for…