baby harpseals
Anyone ever just thought about the baby harpseal for a second. I mean think there are all these people harping about harpseals.... green peace..... hehe ..... just saying is great green peace.... HAHAHAHAHAHA doesnt anyone else know these fuckers are just wacked out hash addicts with nothing to do and low on cash so they have these fundraisers and then wammo suddenly there a psuedo bohemian saviours of the little cuddly wuddly furry stuffses? By the way you dont have to worry about baby harpseals k, they regenerate. no is supposed to know this but if you drink baby harpseal blood it wont kill em but it will cure you of diseases and give you longer life. only way to kill em is to bash them to death with another baby harpseal to cancel out the crazy mojo of harpseals. i just wanna go with the greenpeace guys dressed in their little uniform go up their as a sort of relief agent then strip down to my NRA mantees and start bashing those fuckers to death. and hey guess what all that spilled oil makes for super frickeseeing. anyway im so tired of this bullshit the country seems to love feeding itself everyone wants to save the cuddlies and the downtrodden until they have to touch them. Well im a true american i could give two fucks about the homeless vagrant crackbabies on ice brigade that plagues bunglapore hole in the wall new jersey idaho bumpkinville and how it will help little suzy get her operation for better tits so she may grow to do modeling and ritualistically maime herself for those 5 seconds of beauty that she hopes will be immortalized in public and private latrines across the nation in the hands of slavering neo nazi circle jerks. MAN BLESS AMERICA AND FUCK THE HELL OUT OF EVERYTHING ELSE. I say thing to define the entirety of the rest of the worlds population, i have a live and let live policy do what thou wilt as long as you dont destroy someone elses good time. kk thats why all heretics of every religious dogma needs to go shove a bamboo oar up his/her gangees and rotate on that for a few eternites. as far as the afterlife is concerned eternity isnt long enough the fires not hot enough heavens passe and gods on partially omnicient so everyone get drunk and fuck each other at evening morning mass while praying to saint whats his nambla while seeing god shave the queen and drinking hurricanes its all relivent im happy your not now lets all get together and kill that guy we dont like. Peace War out in.