so when I turned my phone on this morning, I had a voicemail. Since the phone was off, no record of who it is from. It goes a little something like this:
recorded male voice: goood morning...
record break.
new voice: you have been a bad monkey!
record break.
another new voice: stuttering son of a bitch! bastard! douchebag! twot!
end of message.
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
While amusing, it is certainly a mystery. I remembered seeing
http://www.monkeyphonecall.com/ but I don't think they do this sort of thing. It sounds like bits of movie lines spliced together. And "stuttering" is my best guess for what gets said there.
Who oh who is this funny and creative and random monkey??
It is saved for the next 2 weeks on my phone if anyone wants to hear it.