Excuse me. Is that cheap shit you're wearing?
Why was dude's cologne so strong that I could taste it? Why did I think out loud and go "WHEW!" when he passed? There outta be a law. He had the nerve to walk down the aisle really fast and disappear and the smell lingered so the ladies that walked by me afterwards probably thought it was me! When I went back to that aisle some time later, why was the smell of cheap cologne still in the air? He was 2 aisles over from me checking out and I still got a whiff of that cheap shit. Why did I smell it in the parking lot as I was walking out half a parking lot away from him? He should be ticketed. I just picture him at home concocting that crap in some lab with broken bottles and just rubbing his hands together, standing in a room butt neckid rubbing that shit all over himself, then as he puts on each layer of clothing spraying it on.