I'm glad this month is almost over!
I was moving my matress about 2 weeks ago. I put it on the back of my truck but I didn't tie it down. The matress caught wind and blew into the slow lane. I pulled into the emergency lane and started cursing. My daughter said "What's wrong daddy?" I told her the mattress was in the street and she started laughing. I ran out into the street and waited for the long line of cars, lined up behind my mattress to clear. I grabbed the mattress and ran back to the truck with it. I lifted the mattress up to put it in the truck bed and my pants fell halfway down and took my drawers with them.