OK Stop it!
Man the other night I woke up to a loud crashing noise in my bedroom. I see my closet door slowly falling, hitting the other closet door, then hitting the marble stand I keep my flat screen TV on, then hitting my TV, finally coming to a rest by slamming on top of my Dreamcast game system. I still don't know how it happened but thankfully nothing and no one was hurt. I came out of the ordeal with a mild heart attack *kidding* but everything is fine. Then last week after doing laundry late Sunday night my clothes were still wet. I just put them in the basket and decided to deal with them Monday. I got ready for work Monday morning and couldn't find any dry socks, so while I iron my clothes I put a pair of wet socks in the microwave to dry. After the bell goes off I pull the socks, (which were stuck to the glass microwave dish) out. The dish falls to the floor and crashes into a million pieces! My socks have little burnt holes in them and stuff and I step on a piece of glass. I go sit down and find a dry pair of socks in my other clothes basket.