Who knows?
I was on my way home from work last Tuesday and there was a Jeep in front of me driving erratically and tailing a truck. All of a sudden traffic stopped and he slammed in the back of the truck. I slammed on my brakes and swerved off the expressway so the car behind me wouldn't hit me. What's up with these people who walk in the middle of the street now? I don't mean narrow roads with no emergency lane or roads surrounded by tall grass, I mean walking in the middle of the street with a sidewalk next to it! What is the sidewalk for? Does anyone use them anymore? I went to the Derby Chow Wagon Friday with my daughter and I left my pins (to get in) in the car, so I had to buy some more to get in. I saw the back exit and said to myself hmmm?? I peeped the security guard and he looked like some feeble old man and I said to myself hmmm??? I reasoned that I had bought the pins so I was fully justified in sneaking in. I even thought to myself hey if I walk backwards and kick my feet forwards it'll look like I'm walking out when I'm actually.... walking in, sheer genius! Then I said naah that feeble old man won't see me anyway. So I walk in through the exit and the old man sprang into action and said HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! I backed away and said oh is this the exit sorry. I bought another pin and we walked around. Somebody came behind me and said hey boy! I turned around and said what's up! He said you remember me. I said uhh you look familiar hmmm. He said we were in the penitentiary together! I said uuh yeah um OK how you been (as I eased away)? He started staggering and said I'm ......trying to stay......safe.