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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Drew
2. Dr. Ew
3. uhm...the master of disaster
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. RightCoastPunk
2. drooXcore
3. ThatsSoRighteous
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I am master of all frontmen.
2. I have a voice that could make Dick Clark suck his own Dick Clark.
3. My penis is like an elephant's trunk.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My face
2. My feet
3. [See #1]
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. Nazi
3. Hitler
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. A spider
2. Two spiders
3. 46 spiders.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Morning: Sesame Street
2. Afternoon: Pooping
3. Evening: Bounty hunting
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Shorts
2. Undergarments
3. Horse Da Band shirt
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists) AT THE MOMENT:
1. The Locust
2. An Albatross
3. Neon Blonde
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. The Locust - File Under Softcore Seizures
2. Blood Brothers - Anything on Crimes
3. Foxy Shazam! - French Passion...
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES AT THE MOMENT:
1. Star Wars
2. Dune
3. First Blood
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Getting a tatt soon...
2. Going to college.
3. Fucking a dog.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. A chef
2. Sex
3. A contract
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I hate a lot of people.
2. I want my hair back.
3. I sucked your dad off.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. All
2. Girls
3. Lie
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Breast feed Bill Gates.
2. Build a Megazord.
3. Give myself a blowjob.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Being the most exquisite of frontmen.
2. Movies.
3. Books.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Pee
2. Punch Oprah fucking Winfrey in her fat dick.
3. A cartwheel.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Professional magnificent frontman.
2. Something involving computers.
3. Escort
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Germany
2. Disney World
3. Someplace thats communist.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE FOR YOUR FUTURE KIDS:
1. Thing 1
2. Thing 2
3. Rory
1. Drew
2. Dr. Ew
3. uhm...the master of disaster
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. RightCoastPunk
2. drooXcore
3. ThatsSoRighteous
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I am master of all frontmen.
2. I have a voice that could make Dick Clark suck his own Dick Clark.
3. My penis is like an elephant's trunk.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My face
2. My feet
3. [See #1]
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. Nazi
3. Hitler
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. A spider
2. Two spiders
3. 46 spiders.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Morning: Sesame Street
2. Afternoon: Pooping
3. Evening: Bounty hunting
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Shorts
2. Undergarments
3. Horse Da Band shirt
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists) AT THE MOMENT:
1. The Locust
2. An Albatross
3. Neon Blonde
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. The Locust - File Under Softcore Seizures
2. Blood Brothers - Anything on Crimes
3. Foxy Shazam! - French Passion...
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES AT THE MOMENT:
1. Star Wars
2. Dune
3. First Blood
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Getting a tatt soon...
2. Going to college.
3. Fucking a dog.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. A chef
2. Sex
3. A contract
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I hate a lot of people.
2. I want my hair back.
3. I sucked your dad off.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. All
2. Girls
3. Lie
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Breast feed Bill Gates.
2. Build a Megazord.
3. Give myself a blowjob.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Being the most exquisite of frontmen.
2. Movies.
3. Books.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Pee
2. Punch Oprah fucking Winfrey in her fat dick.
3. A cartwheel.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Professional magnificent frontman.
2. Something involving computers.
3. Escort
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Germany
2. Disney World
3. Someplace thats communist.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE FOR YOUR FUTURE KIDS:
1. Thing 1
2. Thing 2
3. Rory