i like people who can't die in their bed

[40wattsofbroken]

There's this girl that i see, she laughs at me. i hate her very much, she smells sloppy and she intrudes but i guess she can't help it (har har), i think she would like to kick my ass, but what she doesnt know is that the ass she wishes to be kissing paid homage to mine own, more than once! yeah yeah, we all know youre NOT A REAL BLONDE, you stupid extra substantial, miscreation!
So all week I've been thinking about what i'd like my last words to be, what i will say right before i die and i think i finally got it:
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