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So today's my brothers birthday. He's turning 25, and I guess that's cool. My mom's back and thats cool too, we're alright with eachother.. because I have the raddest mom ever. Anyhow, yesterday was a thrill, Andreea's party was cool. Bianca fucked up the suprise part of her birthday, but it was alright, everything was going well. She liked the present I got her(A vibrator) and she seemed to be pretty ecstaticed about it. I can finally stop calling myself a drinker. Little miss Albanian Ana beat me in a chugging contest. Holy shit that was devastating, within 30 seconds she taps me on the shoulder and shows me her empty bottle when mine's halfway full. Andreea has a stellar dad which I'm jealous of, he danced with her at the party like OD crazy dancing... and it got me thinking how I'll never dance like that with my father at my wedding or something. Whatever enough drama. Ana brought up the idea of body shots.. so that was something new. and hysterically funny. Ana was literally dying after her and I took a body shot off a boy's chest(which I later learned the name of) and I said "Ana.. the only thing I know about the person who I took a body shot off of was that he's a boy." It's all in the fun, right? I mean Its close friends and all, so it can't be that painful. Robbed some russian of his cigarettes, smoked 3, destroyed the rest with Ana in cleveland park. We walked there from andreea's house with a bottle of mike's hard, a pack of cigarettes and 4 slices of pizza.. which we lost one of on the street somewhere. I brought her to one of the favorite places in the world "the rock", and it was okay. we talked about the importance of the everything. we left the pizza on the rock and stomped on cigarettes saying "fuck cancer"
If I were a month I would be: April
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 5:30am
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: starfish
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: bed
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Albert Einstein
If I were a liquid I would be: water
If I were a stone, I would be: diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: maple
If I were a bird, I would be: flamingo
If I were a tool, I would be: a slut
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: white lily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: chilly, 30 degrees
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: fairy
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: harp
If I were an animal, I would be: a snake
If I were a color, I would be: red
If I were an emotion, I would be: symapthy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: pepper
If I were a sound, I would be: the wind
If I were an element, I would be: water
If I were a car, I would be: an old cadillac
If I were a song, I would be: Concrete Angel by Martina Mcbride
If I were a movie, I would be directed by:
If I were a book, I would be written by: Francesca lia Block
If I were a food, I would be: an apple
If I were a place, I would be: the sky
If I were a material, I would be: plastic
If I were a taste, I would be: bittersweet
If I were a scent, I would be: cigarettes
If I were a religion, I would be: my own
If I were a word, I would be: superflous
If I were a body part I would be: arms
If I were a facial expression I would be: petrified
If I were a subject in school I would be: english
If I were a cartoon character I would be:
If I were a shape I would be a: a square
If I were a number I would be: 95
If I were a month I would be: April
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 5:30am
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: starfish
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: bed
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Albert Einstein
If I were a liquid I would be: water
If I were a stone, I would be: diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: maple
If I were a bird, I would be: flamingo
If I were a tool, I would be: a slut
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: white lily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: chilly, 30 degrees
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: fairy
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: harp
If I were an animal, I would be: a snake
If I were a color, I would be: red
If I were an emotion, I would be: symapthy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: pepper
If I were a sound, I would be: the wind
If I were an element, I would be: water
If I were a car, I would be: an old cadillac
If I were a song, I would be: Concrete Angel by Martina Mcbride
If I were a movie, I would be directed by:
If I were a book, I would be written by: Francesca lia Block
If I were a food, I would be: an apple
If I were a place, I would be: the sky
If I were a material, I would be: plastic
If I were a taste, I would be: bittersweet
If I were a scent, I would be: cigarettes
If I were a religion, I would be: my own
If I were a word, I would be: superflous
If I were a body part I would be: arms
If I were a facial expression I would be: petrified
If I were a subject in school I would be: english
If I were a cartoon character I would be:
If I were a shape I would be a: a square
If I were a number I would be: 95