.it's time to get ill.
i want to get in a bar fight. like a good old fashioned get clocked in the head with a pool cue, get thrown out a window bar fight. not that i feel as though i have any reason to fight someone or that i have the ability to win a fight, just to say "hey i've done that," while watching "roadhouse". however, the prefect song would have to be on the ol jukebox. some bluesy number would be good but i think the theme song to the dukes of hazaard would be better. really anything is better with that song playing. i'd like to have it played at my funeral. you know, to lighten up the mood a little. i think that would be a good thing to have, and a pig wrangling contest. nothing says "i'm sorry you're dead" better than a fat guy in overalls rolling around in the mud with a greasy pig. wow, what a good thing that would be. cake is a good thing to have too.