Dec 22, 2003 02:08
i really really hate "The Family Circus". it's the worst thing to ever exist. i think it's almost worse than nazis. or mayonaise. it tricks you too. you're looking at the paper and you're reading along and you see it. in its own little circular world, and you think, "hey, it's breaking the mold. how interesting!" and then you think, "i can relate to this, why, i have a family!" and it's short so you figure it will only take a second or two to look over. if it's awesome, hey, score one for you. but it isn't awesome. you read it and then you just want to die. you think that surely you're having a nightmare, because a nonstop spray of blood from your eyes would be better than this. but it's not a nightmare, because it's in the paper tomorrow, and the next day, and the next, and so on. it never fails, you always have the same thought process except with an additional, "maybe this time it'll be different." but once again, it's annoying,overwhelming cuteness takes its toll on you and then your whole day thereafter goes to shit. and people ask me why i'm so crabby all the time. the fucking family circus. ugh.