.Pour some sugar on me.
The difference in accepted behavior of humans and the accepted behavior in kittens really isn't fair. For instance, if i were to flip out, roll over on my belly and the dart away all in the blink of an eye, people would say something like, "woah! what is the deal with this guy? he's freaking nuts! i don't think i want to talk to him. ever." whereas if a cat did it someone would say," awww." or "how precious." i just don't get it...maybe it's because humans don't bury their poop. maybe it all works on a system, like, bury your poop, you have the right to flip out. no bury, no flip. puking on the carpet for no apparant reason is worth right to not having to get your temperature taken rectally. what?! i know it's not fair. i didn't make the system, i don't know who did. maybe like heathcliff or... top cat. eh.