Sadistic poem of doom!

Jan 30, 2007 13:24

Diabolical whores, in this world of maybes, you make me want to kill babies.
Oh oh! Mine viscous spheres shall gleam,
The CHAINSAW sings.
Ring-rang-ring-a-ding-ding!
Rip that cord, rip that cord, RIP THAT CORD!
Oh dear lord.
Who fucked up my two stroke, whores?
Death to all, death to, you all shall fall, death to all!
Make no mistake I'm real upset, the fire in mine eyes burns stronger yet.
I'll get a big knife, mayhap a gun,
Tease you with kittens, have lots of fun,
I fear only the sensible will run.
Somebody stop me, I'm getting giddy.
Have some more catnip my pretties!
Mew mew mew, MEW MEW MEW!
HAHAHAHA! YOU'RE ALL SO SCREWED!
Admittably so, I'm a crazy bitch.
I'm gonna have some more coffee, it makes me twitch.
This is it for now, I'm done, I'm through.
Next perhaps I'll threaten to poison you.

I am seriously considering sending this to the tower coordinator at UI. Sorta like a here, see I do this sort of thing all of the time. Carry me off to a padded cell if you really think its necessary. I'll just draw angry pictures of all the other patients and make them cry. That and make passes at all the other hot nurses. Yes, I am a dirty bird as I so aptly deem everyone else I love.

I'm going ice skating up in Moscow on Thursday, any one who is interested in coming is welcome to join.

Ciao all, Jenny Fields out, and I am so making this public. Yes buttheads, I threaten to kill babies, and chainsaw things, get over it, you don't know me. Much.

you wouldn't hope to change that would y, i'm crazy

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