001 | Audio

[4000gropes]

Something is wrong! Something is really, really wrong! I was with Japan and--

He was eating my mochi then--

Where did everybody goooo!? They took my clothes! And I have strange things on my back, too!

Comments

[Voice] /onomnom

[4000gropes]

[ HE'D KNOW THAT CHOKING FROM A MILE AWAY. I hope you're prepared for one of your eardrums to be blown away. ]

BIG BRO!!

You're here as well! Did you know? Japan's here, too! This is a plot twist!

[VOICE]

[polishrule]

[Hey there, trading partner.]

Yeah, totally lame, right?

[VOICE]

[4000gropes]

[ Better have my goods, buddy. ]

It's super lame! It's-- Hey, wait! I know your voice! Trading bro! It's you, isn't it? You have to help me! Japan did something strange to me!

[VOICE]

[polishrule]

[Sorry, got transported to a new world. Try again later?]

Japan? Like what? He gave me this like, shirt and stuff? It's kind of a lame shirt, but I mean, it's a shirt.

[VOICE]

[4000gropes]

[ DENIED. Cough up or face the penalty game. ]

Japan gave you that? Eh!? He didn't give me anything! How come he gave you a shirt? Why didn't I get a shirt? It's not even fashionable!

voice

[4000excuses]

It's not your--

[....oh god it wasn't a dream.]

voice

[4000gropes]

Not my what? Japan? You okay? You sound like you just heard something really terrible...

voice

[4000excuses]

....no, it's nothing. Never mind.

voice

[4000gropes]

Well if it's nothing, big bro has agreed to give me a giant welcome party! Since you're here as well, you should help him to make it the biggest! It's a super big event!