I know something that will make you jealous...
Tonight I have a date with not one...not two...not three...not four...(well maybe four, it'll depend, but certainly more than a couple) of lovely ladies. Lovely older ladies. Well...pensioners to be perfectly honest. I am going to the GFT to see Cold Mountain with my gran and some of her friends. I feel I've moved up a few notches on the Coolometer.
I hope none of them have a stroke or anything while we are there. It would really wreck my evening...
I hope none of them have a stroke or anything while we are there. It would really wreck my evening...