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[40000_tribbles]

What? Me, bored? NO! Why would you say that? Oh...three live journal entries in 10 minutes...one of them about making live journal entries and being bored? Oh...I see.
I broke my bed as well. The ladder has come off. So to the couch once more...I think I'll go sleep now.

Comments

[polish_lover]

you have a bed with a ladder? oh jony.

[kill_girls]

Haha I can almost hear the disappointment in your tone.

[polish_lover]

actually, yes, soz, eilidh reminded me that my bed too has a ladder. and it's lilac. and covered in butterflies. much like yours i imagine. thankfully have not seen it since december.

[kill_girls]

Butterflies and fake roses. Don't forget the fake roses.

[polish_lover]

siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. and the glow-in-the-dark stars. and the faux fur rug. hahhaha, just remembered that forcing your boyfriend's mother's face into her dinner plate at your first meeting would be a faux pas. hahahah mad ross.

[polish_lover]

that was for eilidh btw, not you

[kill_girls]

Hahaha yes, holding the nose of your loved one's parent and pouring spirits down her throat would quite possibly be frowned upon in polite society.

[polish_lover]

or calling he waiter a sexy bitch while squeezing your father-in-laws left thigh and removing your bra.

[kill_girls]

Going down on your date's grandmother against her wishes during the starter is probably also quite a social no-no.

[polish_lover]

or licking each peice of bread in the basket before sighing heavily and saying that they smell worse than your boyfs pits after sex, and then looking pointedly at the father and accusing him of giving your loved one "dogey genes".

[kill_girls]

Or birthing a child upon a nest of human hair underneath the table whilst reciting limericks about how you love to be unfaithful.

[polish_lover]

or producing from inside your bodice a large (faceless) lizzard called marv who you place upon your heaving bosom and say is better than your lover in bed. then do the tounge motion at your boy-shapes mother to top things off.

[kill_girls]

And perhaps after this you might use the lizard as a conversation starter, by suggesting that the assembled company play a game called List As Many Faceless Animals As You Can, then proceed to regurgitate diamante necklaces and small green weevils upon their Prada shoes every time they get one wrong. Again, some may consider this improper conduct, but it is not for us to judge.

[polish_lover]

and after you had named the faceless snake, you might be sick into your wine glass, slosh it about and try to force your date to drink it, while smiling sweetly at his parents and telling them it was an "in-joke" that the two of you had. if they came near you to stop you killing their son, you smack them full in the mouth.

[kill_girls]

Then you would inform his severely anorexic sister that never in all your days had you laid eyes on such a chub as her, and declare loudly that you only wished your boyfriend's cock had inherited the same wide genes.

[polish_lover]

after staring pointedly at his aunts monobrow, and after much teasing using the phrases "hairy bastard" and "ol' one brow" you would whip out your trusty razor and shave it right off, while declaring loudly that you hate it when lesbians are allowed into public areas.