Oi, Roc'! Told yeh I'd find the weird photo of Connor + the iron!

[4_thee_my_lord]

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[talkwithgravity]

This piece of photography is clearly a descendant of Duchamp's philosophy of "Art for art's sake". It has a Dada-esque quality in it's performance values, though it clearly leans more towards Surrealism in structure.

In summery: This is art.

So, hey, Connor. That's what you wanted me to say, right? I mean, I put my own twist on it, but I meant every word.

... Can you take your clothes off for me now... Please?

[4_thee_my_lord]

... That's one big pile of bullshite.

Is that yeh, Connor???

[talkwithgravity]

Yeah, maybe. I stand by the Duchamp part though.

I don't know who else but me you're talking to...

[4_thee_my_lord]

Is he related ta Seamus O'Malley?

Me fucked in the brain brother. Did he set yeh up fer this? ... Is that mole real?

[talkwithgravity]

I doubt it, unless Seamus is French.

Is your brother called Connor? He just asked me to give my opinion. ... Yeah... Why wouldn't it be?

[4_thee_my_lord]

Does he do the trick of eatin' glass too?

Sounds like my brother just hauled yeh ta fuck up me brain.

OI, CONNOR! If yeh can read this? Yer still a fucken' iron eatin' freak!

[talkwithgravity]

I'm sure he would have...

What makes you think that? I think he just wanted a professional to give an educated opinion on his art. *no, he's not seeing it, not at all...*

... Did you say he likes putting other things in his mouth too?

[4_thee_my_lord]

Sounds like he's as much as a freak as Seamus is then.

That's not art. Who'd pay fer a weird arse photo like that one? No wonder he couldn't get any of those prissy jobs... Anyway, where the fuck did he found yeh anyway?

Aye. Cock specially.

[talkwithgravity]

That's one way to describe him, I like "visionary" but yeah...

If you tell people its art, there are people that'll believe you and pay a fortune for it. ... I just bumped into him in a bar and got talking to him. He seems cool.

... Really?

[4_thee_my_lord]

Do yeh fancy bein' a 'visionary' too?

I could sell my ol' fucken' couch and call it art then. It's just as crappy. Huh. Did yeh now? Did he tell yeh ta cut yer hair or somethin' before talkin' ta me?

Of course, he does it all the time.

[talkwithgravity]

Yeah, I'd like people to say that about me when I'm dead and my work is fetching more that it ever did while I was alive...

Do it. Let me take photos of it and I could make a documentary collage of your breakthrough as an avant garde sculptor. No, he's not my mother.

Huh.

[4_thee_my_lord]

That sounds kinda retarded.

... Honestly, are yeh fucken' kiddin' right now? Well, don't yeh find this odd now then?

Just remember to call him 'brother'. He'll love that.

[talkwithgravity]

Why? Don't you want to be remembered for something?

No, I just told you, anything can be art if you have the vision to make it so. .... No...

Yeah? That's a bit kinky, isn't it?