dream ∴ o5
Zoro was standing on a flat white surface. In fact, he was surrounded by white as it stretched out into nothingness. He was lifting something heavy, but it was hard to tell since the focus was a little too zoomed-in, mainly on his left shoulder which was doing all the lifting. It doesn't show what's in his hand at the moment. The image pans out slightly.
"500,348... 500,349.... 500,350!"
He keeps lifting, but as the image continues panning out, there seems be a large black object in his hand. In fact the object is so big, it stretches out across the entire screen, giving it the illusion that he's lifting a large black box. His expression was severely strained, sweating pouring down his body, but his arms continued moving effortlessly. He just made it seem that easy.
"500,502... 500,503... 500,504..."
Suddenly there was a very large sperm whale in its full size glory fit onto the screen. It was facing down with its tail flopping gently, as it tried to keep perfectly vertical. The whale seemed to be bobbing up and down ever so slightly. It bellowed loudly in protest, and the image zoomed in towards the tip of its nose to reveal that Zoro was indeed... using this whale as a dumbbell.
"Arrgggh! Just 100 more Laboon, then I'll let you down."
Laboon bellowed again.
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*snorts himself awake and re-watches his dream*
Huh. I wonder what it would be like to bench press a whale...?