Let's get together and Poe Toast tonight

[3x5sunrise]

I remember when Poe Toasting was serious business. Come on buddy, get the cognac, get the flowers...that's it. Maybe make a clever literary reference to murder or Romantic literature. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT offer your insights into the Superbowl (and Poe would have gone for the Ravens, anyway) or ditch the French alcohol because of your narrow politics.

What is the world coming to?!

Related Links:
Wikipedia: The Poe Toaster