Funny things at work today

[3weasel]

A 90-year old guy who doesn't look a day over 80 shared this bit of wisdom on how he lived so long:
"Good whiskey, rare beef, and pinch all the girls you can catch."
Words to live by, right there.

Also, I saw somebody wearing an ironic t-shirt:
"Stupidity is not a crime, so your free to go."
(Emphasis mine)