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14 - [Audio]

Oct 25, 2011 18:11

There... is a way to stop the vegetables from speaking, isn't there? I haven't gone mad and just dreamed it up, have I?

I... I would appreciate it. If someone told me...

[If he sounds a little out of it, or groggy, it's because someone hasn't really slept since this happened. It just feels like the voices are getting louder. More difficult ( Read more... )

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iwannabeadragon October 26 2011, 01:29:41 UTC

Oh you're mad alright, but there is a way to stop them.

3wayforjustice October 26 2011, 02:41:24 UTC

Nothing is ever simple with you, is it?

iwannabeadragon October 26 2011, 02:55:20 UTC

If it was it just wouldn't be me.

3wayforjustice October 26 2011, 03:04:05 UTC

You're not going to be even remotely helpful, are you?

iwannabeadragon October 26 2011, 03:07:32 UTC

That's not fair. I'm helpful a good two thirds of the time.

3wayforjustice October 26 2011, 03:16:00 UTC

And this is the one third where you're giving me a headache.

[He gives you a headache, Anders? Shouldn't it be the other way around?]

Sorry, I... I haven't been sleeping.

iwannabeadragon October 26 2011, 03:20:22 UTC

[He got used to them after the first year or so.]

That's different from every other day how?

[Well that's not good.]

And here I thought you were used to voices in your head. Just squish the one that has your face on it.

3wayforjustice October 26 2011, 03:25:22 UTC

Merrill isn't here to blame for my headaches. That's how.

[There's an awkward pause.]

I'm not... used to them sounding like the dead. That part is new. Or... hearing them scream in the middle of the night.

The one that has my face on it?

iwannabeadragon October 26 2011, 03:33:45 UTC

Just Merrill?

[Come on Anders the only ones you don't hate are Varric and him, and even that's questionable sometimes.]

Fortunately I'm used to my family whining at me so this really isn't too different.

[Let on that he's the slightest bit bothered by this? Of course not.]

That would be what I said.

3wayforjustice October 26 2011, 03:40:25 UTC

Everyone else is fairly straightforward. Fenris can't stand mages, Aveline is a human battering ram... Isabela thinks with her pelvis...

[Merrill just doesn't make any sense at all. So there.]

Your family whispers intimate details to the nearest templar-turned-Warden who happens to be wandering by?

iwannabeadragon October 26 2011, 03:57:45 UTC

Can't argue with that.

They didn't have to be pumpkins to do that, but not to someone so specific.

3wayforjustice October 26 2011, 04:04:38 UTC

I doubt anyone who knows your friends could.

... Oh. I... didn't know about that one.

iwannabeadragon October 26 2011, 04:13:29 UTC

And let's not forget the ever ranting mage and the dwarf with a questionable relationship with his crossbow.

They're family. It was part of their job.

[It's a joke Anders. That's the part where you're supposed to laugh and stop sulking.]

3wayforjustice October 26 2011, 04:16:13 UTC

Maker, don't remind me. I can't tell you the number of times I've walked in to the Hanged Man and overheard something I wish I hadn't.

I suppose I wouldn't know. I never had a true family. Not like yours.

[Well the first part sounded lighter, at least.]

iwannabeadragon October 26 2011, 04:25:30 UTC

With Isabela and Varric there I would have to guess every single time.

What? You mean our merry bunch doesn't count? I'm hurt.

[STOP BEING SAD.]

3wayforjustice October 26 2011, 04:30:12 UTC

You'd win that bet.

Does it count? You're serious?

[NO, PUMPKIN KARL IS DEAD. AGAIN.]

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