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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I gave unactive a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I gave monk3ymagick a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for legionarymario (-10 points). In February I turned froggytoes in for spitting (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (984 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
3w_3s07
Damnit Froggy! I told you, no spitting! You'll have no cookies from my Easy-Bake Oven!
... Wait a second, did this meme just give Sparky my kidney!? Now I want a t-shirt that reads "I donated an organ and all I got was an Easy-Bake Oven."
Although getting things is rather counter-intuitive to a donation, but whatever.
(What is an Easy-Bake Oven, anyway?)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I pushed initforthebento in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I set withanokka's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I put money in deadtous's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I broke summonupastorm's X-Box (-12 points). In January I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1093 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
rocklikerunaway
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
- MY SISTER, THE SHORT ONE
- MY BRAIN TWIN! Friends through highschool... AND BEYOND!
- Family generally
- YOU, FRIEND!
- ANDREW JACKSON! (Obligatory grammar snark: Request did not specify people who mean a lot to me.)