My Weekend Was Better Than Yours
Well this was one of the best weekend's in a while. Ill start off with friday. It was Spencer, Andrew, Michael and me. We went down to publix and i went in one of those cars that fat people use and pretended to be kesh while the rest of them were my gaurdians. It was too much. I even convinced one of the sappy emlpoyee's. Afterwards we went into some gym and ripped these loud ass fake farts. One guy in the gym like runs out with his phone ready to call up archenemesis officer green. So after doing all that crap we went back to Andrew's and just chilled.
I know your thinking, but Daniel, how can your weekend get any more badass? Well my friend, i will tell you how. Jake came into town and he drove us down to haulover hopefully to fet to the nude beach. Only nude there was some old guy with a sock on his chode. After that we took advantage of Jake's ability to drive and messed around in the parking lot. I went on the windshield he started driving around the lot all fast and crap while spannk was the camera man recording our awesomeness. Then andrew and me reinacted a cops scene getting chased
by jake with the headlights on bareassing it. After that adrenaline rush we headed home and picked up some food at pizza point. We brought the pizza back to spanks and played an assload of winning eleven 8 and watched some salad fingers.
Well goys and birls, that sums up my awesome weekend.
I know your thinking, but Daniel, how can your weekend get any more badass? Well my friend, i will tell you how. Jake came into town and he drove us down to haulover hopefully to fet to the nude beach. Only nude there was some old guy with a sock on his chode. After that we took advantage of Jake's ability to drive and messed around in the parking lot. I went on the windshield he started driving around the lot all fast and crap while spannk was the camera man recording our awesomeness. Then andrew and me reinacted a cops scene getting chased
by jake with the headlights on bareassing it. After that adrenaline rush we headed home and picked up some food at pizza point. We brought the pizza back to spanks and played an assload of winning eleven 8 and watched some salad fingers.
Well goys and birls, that sums up my awesome weekend.