please don't read this.
there really has to be a better way to make money...i could start some type or gang, i've already got a good name "El Cacahuetes" it sounds good, but in english it means "The Peanuts" which makes me think of some spanish charlie brown type gang, which i'm pretty sure his name would be something to the effect of Carlos Marron...maybe i should sell drugs or something, i mean i am the most street wise person i know and i did grow up in the mean streets of concord, nh and for those of you who know anything about concord it is in fact the murder capital of the world (i can't back that up, you'll just have to trust me)speaking of murder maybe i could be a hitman, but not like one of those big mafia hitmen, just like something small, local stuff, maybe put ads in some of the school yearbooks, cut some radio promos, i could hand out business cards, nothing flashy, just simple, straight to the point, Royston H. Sabean "I kill people for money"...i probably shouldn't write about killing people cause with my luck someone in town will get murdered and some how the person that did it will have obtained a sample of my semen and placed it in/on/around the body(which wouldn't be very intelligent of me, i mean who ejaculates at murder scenes anymore, that's so late 80's) then the feds will read this and everything will point straight to me, maybe i shouldn't be so careless with my semen anymore...and i wonder how i've driven myself so crazy, maybe it's due to the fact that i come up with stupid scenarios like the one above, but it's something to pass the time...i really hope nobody reads this, it's embarrassing and it's basically for my own enjoyment...ok one last thought, two thoughts...one thought and one question...i forget what the thought was but it had something to do with me dressing like a catholic school girl, not that important...as for the question, if anyone's made it this far, which i hope they stopped at "There really has to be a...", how do waterless urinals work, i mean there's no water so...i mean it all just seems so unsanitary, which is why i use the womens bathroom at work, it's cleaner and it smells better...i am embarrassed by this post, but once again it's for my own enjoyment, hope everyone is doing as well as i am, which is pretty good.