What I learned today

May 12, 2010 09:41


This is what I learned today from a friend in corrections, as it was boasted to him from an inmate who was busted for it.

1.  Never give your address to a travel agency.  Guess who now knows you'll be gone from your house and precisely how long?

2.  Never give your address to a jeweler.  And pay in cash.  Guess who now knows where an expensive bauble is to be found, and who knows how many other goodies?  The guy doing the boasting had *five* jewelry store flunkies in pay to call him up whenever someone bought something good.

D:

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