Oct 08, 2026 11:52
So my 1230 Lunch just got pushed back to 100, because her boyfriend had to stay around and bear witness (and translate) to incident wherein a schizophrenic woman went bizerk in a Port Chester grocery store and dumped a 2 liter bottle of generic cola on a non-native mexican woman's head.
JERSEY!
Well, at least the mexican woman didnt speak english so its pretty darn clear the cola didnt stain any prada or dior; if the gods were on her side today, bitch was wearing a track suit -- INSTA-CLEAN; whoosh whoosh!
THANK GOD