Wedding Bells & BSJ
Dear Bride & Groom:
Sorry, Ive been a flake about my reply card; the gorgeous and zaftig shannon mowry has given me the run around re: her availability; vaciliation is her middle name and in its image she remains at WB b&n rather than facing her counterinutitive: the decisive. One new yorker Becki Heller had caught wind of Ms Mullery's run-around and has offered her own decidedly more petite arm as auxillery accessory; she's from Missouri, so could use a dose of Pennsylvanian greenery.
We hereby accept Josh's offer to crash on Nice St on Friday and would love if either of y'all remembered any cheapie motels in the neighborhood of 'the highlands' for tipsy driving Saturday. Re; the rehersal dinner -- Becki tot doesnt hafta come, in which case Ill pick her up in Trenton either Fri evening or Sat morn (or she'll reacquant herself with 'mall culture') -- no worries Im a mapquest/road geography wizard -- see Envirothon Gold medalist 1998; highest score: Orienteering. Im hopelessly gay AND willfully bohemian, thus all too lost insofar as wedding etiquette; so have no idea whether Beckers might nosh and observe as I am schooled in marching down aisles properly at approximately 3 on Friday. As for Friday night, Becki & I weigh 215 pounds collectively and would be quite happy in a hamper.
As for the shirt and tie; Im thinkly softly emerald tie, royal blue shirt, navy suit -- yes, yes, very metrohomosexual of me
Zealously,
d
Sorry, Ive been a flake about my reply card; the gorgeous and zaftig shannon mowry has given me the run around re: her availability; vaciliation is her middle name and in its image she remains at WB b&n rather than facing her counterinutitive: the decisive. One new yorker Becki Heller had caught wind of Ms Mullery's run-around and has offered her own decidedly more petite arm as auxillery accessory; she's from Missouri, so could use a dose of Pennsylvanian greenery.
We hereby accept Josh's offer to crash on Nice St on Friday and would love if either of y'all remembered any cheapie motels in the neighborhood of 'the highlands' for tipsy driving Saturday. Re; the rehersal dinner -- Becki tot doesnt hafta come, in which case Ill pick her up in Trenton either Fri evening or Sat morn (or she'll reacquant herself with 'mall culture') -- no worries Im a mapquest/road geography wizard -- see Envirothon Gold medalist 1998; highest score: Orienteering. Im hopelessly gay AND willfully bohemian, thus all too lost insofar as wedding etiquette; so have no idea whether Beckers might nosh and observe as I am schooled in marching down aisles properly at approximately 3 on Friday. As for Friday night, Becki & I weigh 215 pounds collectively and would be quite happy in a hamper.
As for the shirt and tie; Im thinkly softly emerald tie, royal blue shirt, navy suit -- yes, yes, very metrohomosexual of me
Zealously,
d