A day in the life of tony
to settle all of your inquiring minds, i decided to post what it is like to experience my everday life.
today is in exception as it is both the worst and somewhat ok day, i'll share my stories for your amusement, cause they are kind of funny.
So today started off at around 8 am when i woke up to watch the two small children i tend to call my niece and nephew. they were insane as always and my sister was asleep cause she works the graveyard shift at an answering service for doctors in the night time
stef bush came over so we could put together some of the programs for the final for arts alive. she got to witness how insane my niece actually is as she brought over all her barbies and constantly asked questions.... for 3 hours
i left my house around 3:10 because i told one of the teachers of arts alive that i would work for him this weekend with his catering service. i go to pick up this other kid who is helping out this night and he forgot about it, so i had to wait about 15 minutes for him to get ready and get going.
we got to the wedding reception around 4. i have no idea what im doing. im assuming people will help. and they do somewhat.
we all get paired up (a runner and a server) for the food and my partner (the server) is also the head server for the main table with the bridal and groom party along with my 3 tables
im sure ur probably not asking, but i began to though "how can he do both at once"
well it turned out he really couldn't
so i had to run my food and serve it all the while of not having any idea of what i was doing
halfway through the reception, the heat from the people dancing seemed to overcome the air conditioning. normally this wouldn't matter much, but i was wearing a 3 piece tuxedo (it had tails, i fuckin rocked it)
it was so hot it was ridiculous everytime i came back into the kitchen i had to get a napkin and wipe the sweat off my face. it was gross.
after 8 hours of this ridiculousness we finally get to leave
i drop byron off at his house and as i begin to leave i realize "hey... there sure is a lot of smoke poring out of the hood of my car... i should probably see whats going on"
byron doesn't live in the greatest area. im somewhat stranded on the side of the road with what appears to be a busted radiator or thermostat not too sure kind of dark
i call my dad who is incanada cause i really have no idea what to do
with the cellphones not being all that great in canada i can somewhat hear over his grumpy tiredness that i should put water in the antifreeze tank.
so i wait for the smoke to stop pourin gout of my car and decide to just go for it and get to a better area to get water
i drive back to clarks summit, park my car, and go in for some water
a couple seconds later this lady comes in going "SOMEBODYS CAR IS SMOKING REAL BAD!!!!!!!" to which i reply "yeah.... thats me"
i ask the guy at the counter for his advice, but he wasn't too helpful and just kind of mumbled
so here i am, sitting on the curb at a gas station waiting for my car to cool down so i wont get scalded by whats left of my antifreeze when i realize im not alone
2 spaces over from me was this black dude, practically in the same position as i was asking if i was overheated too
it was straight out of a movie i tell you
me a random young adult wearing part of a tuxedo sitting on a curb next to a ghetto man trying to get back to the bronx
he was amazing
so we talked for a little bit and then 2 other females came out of the gas station
the one kept talking about how she needed to stop cause she was gonna puke and she hates that, the other one was rather quiet
im assuming the dude and the first girl are dating and or married
they then begin to go into explicit detail about how she gives him blowjobs while he drives
..... i have absolutely no idea where this came from
it completely caught me offguard and all i could do was smile and laugh along with them cause i mean come on... its funny
a half hour passes and we're still there shootin the breeze and just talking and i decide, hey why not go for it and see if my car is cool enough. I get a few paper towels and begin to open my antifreeze compartment thing. its all good so i put in the water. As soon as i closed the hood i heard something hit the ground
the fucking front casing of my blinker light fell off, so now instead of having a regular diffused blinker i have this fucking spot light as i turn
we parted ways and said our goodbyes
that was fun
straight out of a movie
and now im home and wondering if my car is smoking in the garage
the end
today is in exception as it is both the worst and somewhat ok day, i'll share my stories for your amusement, cause they are kind of funny.
So today started off at around 8 am when i woke up to watch the two small children i tend to call my niece and nephew. they were insane as always and my sister was asleep cause she works the graveyard shift at an answering service for doctors in the night time
stef bush came over so we could put together some of the programs for the final for arts alive. she got to witness how insane my niece actually is as she brought over all her barbies and constantly asked questions.... for 3 hours
i left my house around 3:10 because i told one of the teachers of arts alive that i would work for him this weekend with his catering service. i go to pick up this other kid who is helping out this night and he forgot about it, so i had to wait about 15 minutes for him to get ready and get going.
we got to the wedding reception around 4. i have no idea what im doing. im assuming people will help. and they do somewhat.
we all get paired up (a runner and a server) for the food and my partner (the server) is also the head server for the main table with the bridal and groom party along with my 3 tables
im sure ur probably not asking, but i began to though "how can he do both at once"
well it turned out he really couldn't
so i had to run my food and serve it all the while of not having any idea of what i was doing
halfway through the reception, the heat from the people dancing seemed to overcome the air conditioning. normally this wouldn't matter much, but i was wearing a 3 piece tuxedo (it had tails, i fuckin rocked it)
it was so hot it was ridiculous everytime i came back into the kitchen i had to get a napkin and wipe the sweat off my face. it was gross.
after 8 hours of this ridiculousness we finally get to leave
i drop byron off at his house and as i begin to leave i realize "hey... there sure is a lot of smoke poring out of the hood of my car... i should probably see whats going on"
byron doesn't live in the greatest area. im somewhat stranded on the side of the road with what appears to be a busted radiator or thermostat not too sure kind of dark
i call my dad who is incanada cause i really have no idea what to do
with the cellphones not being all that great in canada i can somewhat hear over his grumpy tiredness that i should put water in the antifreeze tank.
so i wait for the smoke to stop pourin gout of my car and decide to just go for it and get to a better area to get water
i drive back to clarks summit, park my car, and go in for some water
a couple seconds later this lady comes in going "SOMEBODYS CAR IS SMOKING REAL BAD!!!!!!!" to which i reply "yeah.... thats me"
i ask the guy at the counter for his advice, but he wasn't too helpful and just kind of mumbled
so here i am, sitting on the curb at a gas station waiting for my car to cool down so i wont get scalded by whats left of my antifreeze when i realize im not alone
2 spaces over from me was this black dude, practically in the same position as i was asking if i was overheated too
it was straight out of a movie i tell you
me a random young adult wearing part of a tuxedo sitting on a curb next to a ghetto man trying to get back to the bronx
he was amazing
so we talked for a little bit and then 2 other females came out of the gas station
the one kept talking about how she needed to stop cause she was gonna puke and she hates that, the other one was rather quiet
im assuming the dude and the first girl are dating and or married
they then begin to go into explicit detail about how she gives him blowjobs while he drives
..... i have absolutely no idea where this came from
it completely caught me offguard and all i could do was smile and laugh along with them cause i mean come on... its funny
a half hour passes and we're still there shootin the breeze and just talking and i decide, hey why not go for it and see if my car is cool enough. I get a few paper towels and begin to open my antifreeze compartment thing. its all good so i put in the water. As soon as i closed the hood i heard something hit the ground
the fucking front casing of my blinker light fell off, so now instead of having a regular diffused blinker i have this fucking spot light as i turn
we parted ways and said our goodbyes
that was fun
straight out of a movie
and now im home and wondering if my car is smoking in the garage
the end