Mwee hee hee

Dec 07, 2005 13:50

I guess I should be thankful that I chose not to accept notification emails from campfuckudie. I have notifications showing up randomly now, from weeks ago. Funny thing is, I'll get one, and delete it. And then, hours later, I'll get like five or six from random times all at once, and delete them... and then get three or four more. XD; Hey LJ, wouldn't it make more sense just to... I dunno. Send all of them at once?

I have a feeling this may go on for days. It amuses me. X3

Also... hey. Screw the Dear Santa letter. I'm totally supporting Alternative Christmas Lists, heh~


Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In August, I stopped dabritsportrait from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon nekokoban (65 points). In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). When the stars were right, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-865 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
3great_Hermes

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

.......okay, okay, I do the Dear Santa too. XD



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I helped iwantmymtvdamit see the light (8 points). Last Sunday dabritsportrait and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I set falasama's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (586 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
3great_Hermes

.....yay Legos. :D But, uh... sorry about your puppy, Fala? o_o

In other news, Microsoft pwns me. So bad. >< I'll have to retake my computer class for sure, ugh. I am ded from Access-fu. (And Excel, kinda, omg. I'm only good at Word and PowerPoint! >O~~~) But I'm definitely passing Honors English and Education, so! I'm good :D?

...Never thought I'd fail at computers. Damn~~
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