Part 2 of reasons Jack Bauer is a god
1. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"
2. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
3. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. (Watch out Donyel)
4. Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team.
5. Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.
6. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
7. Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer.
8. And finally: If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.
2. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
3. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. (Watch out Donyel)
4. Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team.
5. Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.
6. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
7. Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer.
8. And finally: If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.