WOLF POAST

[3ft_to_the_left]

THREE OF YOU, GET IN HERE.You three are the top dogs, the alphas, the bulls with your own horns. You are feral wild animals with killer teeth and soft luxurious fur. But that doesn't mean I like you any more than those sexy sheep over there. Just remember, you're a pack! A team! Work together or those sheep will eat you alive out there. But

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[futuremrssasaki]

I guess it's just you and me now... cougar.

[She has no idea how to address a sentient cougar.]

[omnommarston]

[LIKE A SMALL CHILD SOMETIMES WORKS. OR LIKE AN IDIOT.]

NOT A PACK ANIMAL ANYWAY. WHO YOU WANT HUNTED TONIGHT?

[futuremrssasaki]

I don't know, the other Raikov, I suppose?

[Meryl sighs and takes out her weapon.]

I just want to get this over with.

[omnommarston]

[THE COUGAR'S TAIL TWITCHES AND IT NODS IN AGREEMENT. HEARING THE FEMALE HUMAN-NOM SIGH, IT TILTS ITS HEAD.]

YOU DO NOT CARE FOR THIS HUNT?

[futuremrssasaki]

It's forced homicide. No, I don't care for it at all.

[omnommarston]

DON'T LIKE EITHER. WHY HUNT WHEN NOT HUNGRY? IS NO POINT.

[3ft_to_the_left]

Forced homicide? Pfft.

It's just an extremely realistic virtual game.

[omnommarston]

[OHAI]

WHAT'S "VIRTUAL"?

[3ft_to_the_left]

Not real!

So pick your prey before 6 and report it to me, or else I'll have to roll my special dice.

[omnommarston]

GONNA HUNT THE OTHER ONE. THE FUNNY-SMELLING ONE.

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NOMS NOT REAL? GONNA STARVE?

[3ft_to_the_left]

[Pets the cougar.]

So you're picking the remaining Raikov? Keep in mind you can change your mind anytime before 6.

/brb, might be able to get PS3 fixed! \8D/

[omnommarston]

[PURRRRRRS~]

SO THIS HUNT IS PLAY-HUNT, LIKE KITTENS DO?

o/

[3ft_to_the_left]

Yeah something like that.

83c /back

[omnommarston]

NOT SO BAD THEN. PRACTICE. NOT LIKE LYING TO OTHER BEASTS THOUGH.