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[The feed turns on and the screen moves a bit as someone places it on a surface. After it settles, Sollux takes a few steps back and folds his arms behind his back. He happens to be wearing an officer uniform for some reason. What could he have to say?]
I am making thith potht to inform you all that if you happen to do anything illegal, I will not hethitate to bring you to juthtithe. And don't even think about running away becauthe I can hack into the thythem and find out where you are.
[He clears his throat.]
Needleth to thay if any of you commit any crimeth, you will be...
[He pushes his glasses further up the bridge of his nose.]
Captor'd.
I am making thith potht to inform you all that if you happen to do anything illegal, I will not hethitate to bring you to juthtithe. And don't even think about running away becauthe I can hack into the thythem and find out where you are.
[He clears his throat.]
Needleth to thay if any of you commit any crimeth, you will be...
[He pushes his glasses further up the bridge of his nose.]
Captor'd.