Rock me, '07

[3catsjackson]

I haven't had a chance to say Happy New Year in this venue yet, so... consider it said.

Many extremely stupid variants of the chorus of "Rock Me Amadeus" are scampering through my cranium for no discernible reason:
Ambidextrous ambiDEXtrous, ambidextrous...
Pay to play-us...
Ham and egg-is...
I'm-a Trey-us...

I ask not for pity, only understanding.

ETA: Chunky bacon.