For some reason
for some reason i want to share with you the craziest week of summer 07 i had. lemme set you up for this....
the year is 1908, and people wear turnips on their belts as it is the fashion of the time...
just kidding
okay so my boss at the pet store and the main manager both inadvertently scheduled their vacations at the same time so that meant id be working the store open to closing. Also another employee was leaving for college so my boss quickly hired the youngest and laziest help ever this mean that there was a total of 2.5 people running that store. Now i figured i could handle it even with my night job. So Friday night my first shift begins and it goes by and i'm like hey thats not so bad.....then I laid on my bed for one hour thinking very hard so i wouldnt fall alsleep. So its Saturday morning and i open up the pet store....12 hours slowly passes....and i'm at home stuffing my face with food while talking on the toilet, stepped in the shower, and then head off to the night job...Initially things are fast paced but it all slows down and standing became a challenge.
Sunday morning I sit on my bed and think hard but feel sorta relieved cuz i only have work 9-5. I go in and clean the cages, clean the storage room, clean the koi pond filter, and still it was only 10am...lol i keed but the day went slow still...i got home and bam i set like 50 alarms and go to sleep for 3-4 hours. woke up, stuffed my face, went to work....i dont think i should have taken the nap b/c i only felt sleepier. I get through the night until about 3 or 4am and my manager asks me to vacum so i start to do that....thats when i started to feel really relaxed and as i was vacumming i had fallen asleep!!!!!! i swear to you i was able to lift my heavy eyelids once in a lil while to see where i was going but for the most part i was bumping into most corners and display units so i was "sleep vacuming"(i was joking to malbz saying if you had gone to cvs at 4am you woulda seen someone outside vaccuming the parking lot) So eventually i get through work....Go to work at pet store and i felt thank ful b/c it was finally over...i get home stuff my face on the toilet while talking on aim, showered and went to work... and then sat in my chair and this is the weird part i had gotten some crotch itch and so i started scratching and next thing i know i have a raging erection and 3 dead hookers next to me(jk to the lol) So it was more of a sleep erection so i sorta "regained consciousness", slapped myself in the face, wondered what was wrong with me, and raced off to work. For all intensive purposes we'll call my sleep erection Howie. This was the last shift until it started again on Weds night. It went slow and it was about 11 or 12 when Howie showed up again.....i felt bad for making him go away the last time so i started conversation with him and was like ok if your gonna be here you gotta help me out.... So these ladies come up and drop their stuff at the counter and i ring them up and the cash register opens and then i'm like oh yeah Howie said he'd help out so i do this wierd pelvic thrust and Howie shuts the register....the ladies leave.....Then i sorta woke up and realized what had just happened....when i went home i took a long shower and slept like i had never slept before. So tuesday passes and i start that weird skedule until friday ish?
it was some crazy times....i had honestly lost my mind 3 or 4 times(perhaps more)
but i did take solace in a couple of things
-my 6:22pm large iced coffee: $2.34(dunkin on 23)
-my 3am walks to Dunkin Donuts for another iced coffee
-the prize fighter inferno
for some reason i felt like typing b/c i was having a hard time trying to fall asleep tonight and for the last couple o nights and i cant help but remeber that week where sleep was the best thing to ever happen to me
and oh yeah here's your blurred picture of the week
