Seventeenth Hat on the Stack [Video]

[3_hat_day]

-Joseph has intentionally turned on the video function, setting it up on a counter and making a few adjustments before moving off frame. Our audience is treated to the sight of the most blindingly colorful plant any of you have probably ever seen, which bears fruit that is just as wacky. Joseph casually strolls into frame (on purpose) and gives the

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[hamonatrix]

Well, would you look at that.

[3_hat_day]

Hey Mum... you notice a lot more vampires popping up lately?

Well guess which two chucklefucks just recently disappeared.

[hamonatrix]

Define vampire?

Let me guess, dear old Uncle Dio and his frigid bitch?

[3_hat_day]

Outta here.

Some guy named YAWN Valentine showin' up and runnin' his mouth.

[hamonatrix]

Good riddance?

Honestly, that about sums up my opinion of vampires.

[*yawn* @@ just ignore the fact that she is friends with all the crusniks, plz. these are not the droids you are looking for.]

[3_hat_day]

Yeah, well this one's got a hell of a mouth on him none the less. I MAY have to kill him.

[hamonatrix]

For all the good it will do you. Unless you enjoy the thought of killing him over and over.

[3_hat_day]

I'll just mentally replace his face with Kars. It all works out.

[hamonatrix]

Perfectly.

[3_hat_day]

Well then, with your permission, I think I'll give this bloke a lesson in humility.

[hamonatrix]

Since when do you need my permission?

[3_hat_day]

I figured I'd try being polite.

[hamonatrix]

Ah. In that case...be my guest?

[3_hat_day]

Don't mind if I do!