Sixth Hat on the Stack

[3_hat_day]

YOU KNOW, I THINK I GOT THE HANG OF THIS WHOLE BODYGUARD THING, HA HA! I've completely reworked my sleep schedule. I'm am totally on it, now, so there ain't NOTHIN' getting past me. I'm a fucking pro at this. JUST ANOTHER AWESOME ACCOMPLISHMENT OF THE AMAZING JOSEPH JOESTAR

Comments

[hamonatrix]

Your descriptives are always so colorful, my amazing son.

[3_hat_day]

Hey hey hey, now. Don't go stroking my ego too hard. It might break outta my skull.

[hamonatrix]

What? First I'm cold, now I'm stroking too hard? Whatever shall I do?

[3_hat_day]

Well, you could make me cookies.

[hamonatrix]

Ooh. This calls for a scavenger hunt.

[3_hat_day]

You mean you'll actually do it? You actually know HOW?

[hamonatrix]

Why wouldn't I know how to bake? You think I always had a housefull of servants to do everything for me?

[3_hat_day]

N-no! I just... didn't expect it out of you.

[hamonatrix]

I must be getting soft in my old age.

[3_hat_day]

Or weird.

[hamonatrix]

That's funny. I thought I always was the wild-card of the family.

[3_hat_day]

Yeah, well this is definitely "wild card" territory.

[hamonatrix]

That may be, but the cookies were your idea, I'm just trying to make it happen.

[3_hat_day]

I'm totally open to being spoiled.

[hamonatrix]

Good. Because I need a hobby.

[3_hat_day]

Hey hey, didja hear that Caesar got us all chip removals?