4th Wall Hat on the Stack

[3_hat_day]

Huh. Well that's something you don't see every day.

You're next line is "I have no clue where I am."

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[mini_mera]

{This little 10 year old may look kind of familiar. A little scruffy, dirty and beat up, not to mention menacing you from afar, or trying anyway. Then he lunges, bloody pipe-staff in hand.}

[3_hat_day]

-Jotaro just grabs the pipe-

Whoa there, little guy.

[mini_mera]

{Whoa! What the shit! He's going to try and tug it free. Maybe swing a kick your way.}

LET GO!

[3_hat_day]

Nah, man, I'm good.

[mini_mera]

{Fine, he's abandoning the pipe and leaping up to try and kick you in the crotch.}

[3_hat_day]

-Which connects with Joseph's other hand. Now he's got you by the foot.-

You've got a ways to go, kiddo.

[mini_mera]

{Aaaand he's grabbing that staff to keep himself from landing on his back. So now he's held aloft. He wriggles, twisting his leg and driving his free foot forward at your gut, growling all the while.}

[3_hat_day]

-And Joseph is having no trouble keeping him at bay. He'll just let the kid tire himself out.-

[mini_mera]

{Oh look, he stopped squirming. Looks like he's definitely worn himself out with trying to get free.}

[3_hat_day]

-And Joseph just sort of unceremoniously drops him.-

Geeze, man. You really need to learn to pick your battles. -Hypocrite.-

[mini_mera]

{Ah Joseph, did no one ever tell you that looks can be deceiving? You're about to learn. Sure that fall didn't feel very good, but he's had worse. He groans, rubs his head, he almost looks like he's about to cry.

Then, in a blink he's on his hands and knees and swinging a leg out to try and knock you off your feet.}

[3_hat_day]

-... Doesn't do much, to be honest.-